The Democrats have retained control of the Senate. I was actually surprised they won given President Biden’s low approval ratings. I guess Biden’s kind of like the Jurassic World movies. Extremely successful despite a 42% rating. —Colin Jost
Republicans are not taking it well. Tucker Carlson, seen here struggling to make it through No Nut November, he criticized the voting process and called electronic voting machines a threat to democracy. I’m actually not that worried about the voting machines. I’m worried they are being operated by the oldest people I have ever seen. Truly this year, the woman who gave me my ballot was wearing two stickers. One that said I Voted, and another that said I Survived the Titanic. —Colin Jost
In a speech yesterday, Herschel Walker called America the greatest country in the United States. But on the plus side, at least he has a general idea of where he is. Walker then apologized for misspeaking saying, I know I’m not always the sharpest tool in the refrigerator. —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
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