I am over the passivity of good men (That throws the curve way off)

"According to a recent study, my home state of Massachusetts has some of the worst drivers in the nation, but in fairness to Massachusetts, we do have the Kennedys. That throws the curve way off." --Jay Leno

"In Washington, it looks like the Senate is almost done with the healthcare bill. Otherwise known as the Joe Lieberman Insurance Company Preservation Act." –Jay Leno

"This week, John McCain received a warm welcome in Israel. He was in Israel. You know, he is hugely popular in Israel ever since he stood with the Jewish people against the pharaoh. They've never forgotten." --Jay Leno

 

"U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson tried to calm growing fears, vowing that the U.S. financial markets will remain stable. And he said, 'You can take that to the bank, assuming you can find one that's still open.'" --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I know I’m not always the sharpest tool in the refrigerator (Extremely successful despite a 42% rating)

November 2022

The Democrats have retained control of the Senate. I was actually surprised they won given President Biden’s low approval ratings. I guess Biden’s kind of like the Jurassic World movies. Extremely successful despite a 42% rating. —Colin Jost

Republicans are not taking it well. Tucker Carlson, seen here struggling to make it through No Nut November, he criticized the voting process and called electronic voting machines a threat to democracy. I’m actually not that worried about the voting machines. I’m worried they are being operated by the oldest people I have ever seen. Truly this year, the woman who gave me my ballot was wearing two stickers. One that said I Voted, and another that said I Survived the Titanic. —Colin Jost

In a speech yesterday, Herschel Walker called America the greatest country in the United States. But on the plus side, at least he has a general idea of where he is. Walker then apologized for misspeaking saying, I know I’m not always the sharpest tool in the refrigerator. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”