I guess when you’re the pope and have tech issues, that’s who they send. (Who is lobbying for them?)

October 2022

“Even if you’re someone who follows politics very closely, you’d be hard-pressed to name a single Republican policy idea, aside from cutting rich people’s taxes, or banning abortion, or passing a law that says it’s illegal to win an election if your name isn’t Donald Trump SENIOR.” —Seth Meyers

“The former president sat for three interviews for Maggie Haberman’s book Confidence Man, which Trump has already discredited as fake news. This is what he does. For almost every one of these tell-all books, he sits for an interview, then the book comes out, and then he calls the author a liar. And then the same author writes their next book about him, he sits for an interview again, and calls them a liar again. But he loves the attention so much he can’t resist doing the interviews. Among other things, the book contains a story about Trump’s abandoned plan to emerge from the hospital, having survived Covid, wearing a Superman T-shirt. Listen, the only thing Trump does faster than a speeding bullet is have sex. We know that from Stormy Daniels.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Haberman also reported on the Trump team’s uncooperativeness during the transition to the Biden administration. In their final days in office, Trump’s staff printed out pictures of Hunter Biden and stuffed them in the White House air-conditioning unit. Which was especially weird because that’s where Melania was hiding at the time.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I heard that today at the Vatican, Pope Francis met with Apple CEO Tim Cook. I guess when you’re the pope and have tech issues, that’s who they send.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”