Anyways, who wants meat pies! I have a suspicious amount (Joe better get those nuclear codes back from Mar-a-Lago)

October 2022

“There are rising tensions with Putin’s Russia, as President Biden warned that we face the most serious prospect of Armageddon since Kennedy and the Cuban missile crisis. That is scary. Joe better get those nuclear codes back from Mar-a-Lago.” —Stephen Colbert 

“Also troubling: the US Department of Health and Human Services recently spent $290 million on a drug to treat radiation sickness, which they claimed was ‘coincidental’ timing. Yeah, it sounds so coincidental. It’s like saying, ‘Yeah, a lot of beefy men in the neighborhood have disappeared with no trace. Anyways, who wants meat pies! I have a suspicious amount.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Over the weekend, the GOP House judiciary committee Twitter account posted: ‘Kanye. Elon. Trump.’ [Colbert whipped out a Jeopardy-esque buzzer]. What is: three people I would trap in a Porta-Potty and roll it downhill?” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”