Anyways, who wants meat pies! I have a suspicious amount (Joe better get those nuclear codes back from Mar-a-Lago)

October 2022

“There are rising tensions with Putin’s Russia, as President Biden warned that we face the most serious prospect of Armageddon since Kennedy and the Cuban missile crisis. That is scary. Joe better get those nuclear codes back from Mar-a-Lago.” —Stephen Colbert 

“Also troubling: the US Department of Health and Human Services recently spent $290 million on a drug to treat radiation sickness, which they claimed was ‘coincidental’ timing. Yeah, it sounds so coincidental. It’s like saying, ‘Yeah, a lot of beefy men in the neighborhood have disappeared with no trace. Anyways, who wants meat pies! I have a suspicious amount.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Over the weekend, the GOP House judiciary committee Twitter account posted: ‘Kanye. Elon. Trump.’ [Colbert whipped out a Jeopardy-esque buzzer]. What is: three people I would trap in a Porta-Potty and roll it downhill?” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Now there's a health plan we can all get behind (Four more years! Four more years!)

November 2013

"On Monday, President Obama paid tribute to America's oldest living veteran, 107-year-old Richard Overton. Overton credits his longevity to drinking whiskey and smoking 12 cigars every day. Now there's a health plan we can all get behind." –Jay Leno

"According to a new report, over a million Californians are losing their health insurance due to Obamacare. In fact, some are so angry they have already gone back to Mexico." –Jay Leno

"You know that smiling woman who was featured on the home page of Healthcare.gov? She asked for her picture to be removed after she was cyber-bullied. She's hiding where nobody can see her – at Healthcare.gov." –Jay Leno

"It seems like everyone's still pretty upset about this Obamacare website. The Department of Health and Human Services emailed 275,000 Americans, encouraging them to give the Obamacare website another try. Then they said 'But one at a time, so it doesn't crash again.'" –Jimmy Fallon 

"It turns out that a lot of children could lose their dental insurance under Obamacare. So kids might not be able to go to the dentist. Parents were really upset, while kids said, 'Four more years! Four more years!'" –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Symptoms include shortness of breath and wideness of ass (I hear John McCain spent five years there)

The Department of Health and Human Services officially recognized obesity as a medical illness. Symptoms include shortness of breath and wideness of ass. --Conan O’Brien 7/16/2004

President Bush is on a big overseas trip. Earlier today President Bush arrived in Germany for the start of a big European tour he's doing. Right now the president said the other European countries he plans on visiting are France, Italy and Oregon. --Conan O’Brien 5/22/2002

President Bush announced that he has decided to visit Vietnam. The president said it must be a pretty nice place. I hear John McCain spent five years there. --Conan O’Brien 6/22/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”