"Yesterday Chris Christie said he thinks it would be fun to run against Jeb Bush for the Republican presidential nomination. While Jeb Bush said it would be fun just to watch Chris Christie run." –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama was here, touring New York sites in need of repair. He wants to spend money on our infrastructure. For example, the port authority needs fixing. And the Tappan Zee Bridge, where the renovation is already finishing up way ahead of schedule – like Obama's second term." –David Letterman
"The new 'Godzilla' opens this weekend. They're finally able to control Godzilla when New Jersey Governor Chris Christie closes down the George Washington Bridge." –David Letterman
"Today President Obama took his 1,001st flight aboard Air Force One. And they still made him take his shoes off at security." –Seth Meyers
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
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