“During the third public hearing by the January 6th House select committee, in which Representative Liz Cheney spoke directly to the at-home audience: ‘Don’t be distracted by politics. This is serious. We cannot let America become a nation of conspiracy theories and thug violence.’ It’s true, because if we do, the reptilians who run the new world order will steal our spines to use as radio towers to broadcast our location to Bill Gates.” —Stephen Colbert
“On Tuesday, the committee heard from the Georgia secretary of state, Brad Raffensperger, whom Trump berated in the aftermath of the 2020 election on an hour-long phone call in which he asked him to overturn the results. ‘So what are we going to do here, folks? I only need 11,000 votes. Give me a break,’ Trump said. That is just pathetic. He’s literally begging them to invent votes for him. It’s like watching an old man try to mooch an extra pancake at the Denny’s – ‘what are we doing here, folks? I only need one more pancake, fellas. And then I got a grand slam. Just flap some jacks on there, give me a break. Give me a break – and the state of Georgia.’” —Stephen Colbert
“There is a new interview from former vice-president Mike Pence, in which he said that after the January 6th attack on the Capitol, he and Trump ‘talked through it’ and then ‘rolled our sleeves up and finished working together’. I don’t buy it. The only way Trump ever rolled his sleeves up was to sell a fake Rolex.” —Seth Meyers
“Mike Pence also said he would always be proud to have served with Trump, ‘because in the end, there is no bond stronger than Stockholm syndrome.’” —Seth Meyers
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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