they immediately added her to the Marvel Cinematic Universe (the flag over the Fox News building is at half-staff)

April 2022

“Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson today became the first Black woman to be confirmed to the Supreme Court, in case you’re wondering why the flag over the Fox News building is at half-staff.” —Seth Meyers

“Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is the first Black woman on the Supreme Court. She got ‘yes’ votes from all Senate Democrats and three pro-pedophile Republicans.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“That’s right, she’s going to be Justice Jackson. When Disney heard that name, they immediately added her to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.” —Jimmy Fallon

“We are celebrating the Senate’s confirmation of Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, making her the first black female justice ever to serve on the supreme court. After the vote, Biden hugged Jackson in an emotional moment. It was reminiscent of when Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed and the former president helped him do a keg stand.” —Stephen Colbert

“Pope Francis, of all people, also expressed dissatisfaction with the UN. ‘In the ongoing war in Ukraine, we witness the impotence of the International Organizations of the United Nations,’ he said in a statement. It’s never a good sign when the celibate guy calls you impotent. Or when the Catholic church says ‘you guys are moving too slowly.’” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”