nobody’s watching the uncensored Japanese version on Twitter, so that's a good thing (I’ve said it a million times)

April 2022

“Last night was the 64th annual Grammy Awards. And I think — I think it was a good night overall because nobody’s watching the uncensored Japanese version on Twitter, and that’s a good thing.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Doja Cat nearly missed her acceptance speech, because she was using the bathroom. See? This is why they need litter boxes under the seats — I’ve said it a million times.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Tonight we celebrate The Late Show’s bandleader Jon Batiste who won five Grammys, including album of the year for We Are. I’m not surprised at all that Jon won album of the year. You know who was surprised? Jon. You can tell he didn’t expect to go on stage because he wore his most casual rhinestone bishop’s vestments. During his acceptance speech, Jon spoke of his lifelong love of music: ‘I love music. I’ve been playing since I was a little boy. It’s more than entertainment for me; it’s a spiritual practice.’ That is lovely. Also, I’d like to apologize to Jon for interrupting his spiritual practice for years with jokes about Rudy Giuliani’s wine-soaked buffoonery.” —Stephen Colbert

“It was a fun night, hours and hours of musicians performing for free, or as that’s also known, Spotify.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”