He wanted to get that pack of smokes he forgot in the Lincoln bedroom (You're on the Commie List now)

April 2022

“Former President Barack Obama made his first return to the White House in five years on Tuesday. Then, hopefully, they locked the doors to keep him in. He was there to promote Obamacare and to get that pack of smokes he forgot in the Lincoln bedroom.” —Stephen Colbert

“Obama was ostensibly visiting to celebrate Biden’s signing of an executive order to expand coverage under the Affordable Care Act, but there’s speculation that the visit was intended as a boost for Democrats as Biden’s approval ratings slide. OK, I understand that theory, but isn’t that like trying to get the spark going with your wife by inviting her sexy old boyfriend that broke up with her at her anniversary dinner?” —Stephen Colbert

“Former President Barack Obama today visited the White House, and out of habit, Jeanine Pirro called for his impeachment.” —Seth Meyers

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