President Biden seen here trying to remember where he left his mask, announced new federal regulations for ghost guns. I mean, I don’t like the idea of ghost guns either, but if there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? —Michael Che
Elon Musk offered to buy Twitter for over $40 Billion so he can loosen its free speech rules. That’s how badly white guys want to use the N-word. —Michael Che
The inflation rate in the U.S. reached 8.5% in March. To cover the higher prices millions of families have been forced to take out a second OnlyFans account. —Michael Che
Mental health experts are now recommending that children start being screened for anxiety when they are eight years old. Because it can be pretty stressful down at the old iPhone factory. —Michael Che
A video was posted of a police officer in san Francisco pulling over a driverless car, then the car driving away after the officer saw that there was no one behind the wheel. Even more amazing he amazing, he still managed to shoot an unarmed black guy. —Michael Che
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
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