Anyway, that’s why you always wipe down the equipment (Now you know why)

April 2022

A Brazilian man was forced to go emergency surgery after he got a four pound dumbbell stuck in his anus. He then shoved it back up there and said, “Two.” Anyway, that’s why you always wipe down the equipment. —Colin Jost

Google Earth has released a new feature that allows people to see a time-lapse of how their neighborhoods have changed over the last forty years. “Don’t remind me,” said my grandpa. —Colin Jost

Krispy Kreme is running a promotion offering a dozen doughnuts for $4.11 cents, which is the average price for a gallon of gas. But that’s counter productive because now your car is going to have to work even harder to drag your fat ass around. —Colin Jost

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”