If you want to go down, you have to stand on your head (And you thought Sarah Palin didn’t make any sense now?)

February 2014

"Guess which state is going to be the next; it looks like, to legalize pot? It’s on the ballot and it’s looking good…Alaska! And you thought Sarah Palin didn’t make any sense now." –Bill Maher

"Before the games, a lot of people were worried that hotels in Sochi wouldn't be ready. For the most part, things seem to be working well. The only problems occur when people try to do something crazy like, you know, open a door." –Craig Ferguson

"I'm glad you were able to tear yourselves away from the Winter Olympics. The sporting event that answers the question, How many different ways can white people injure themselves on ice?" –Jimmy Kimmel

"One Sochi elevator has two up buttons. If you want to go down, you have to stand on your head." –Jimmy Kimmel

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