Hey Clarence! How’s your weekend, b*tch? (Well, I agree with the sat there 24 hours a day part)

January 2022

“I recall a time when people from both sides of the aisle come together to say Peter Doocy is stupid, such as the late John McCain, a GOP senator from Arizona who once replied to Doocy, ‘why would you say something that stupid?’ Eric Trump, who appeared on Fox News – the closest he can get to a Zoom with his dad – to complain about Biden not being ‘present’ as president. My father sat there 24 hours a day and fought for the United States’ best interests. Well, I agree with the sat there 24 hours a day part, but you forgot to mention: on the toilet, pleasuring himself to Lou Dobbs. You left the key part out! And he suggested Biden, who has promised to nominate a black woman to the supreme court, pick Anita Hill to replace Stephen Breyer. How good would that be? She marches in, sits on the bench right next to Clarence Thomas, cracks open a can of Coke. She’s like, ‘Hey Clarence! How’s your weekend, bitch?’” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry 

 

He’s six spots behind a snowman made of mayonnaise (Money won't change me)

January 2022

“At the White House on Monday, President Biden referred to Peter Doocy, a Fox News reporter, as a ‘stupid son of a bitch’ in a hot-mic moment. When your age is almost 80 and your approval rating’s almost 30, you can pretty much say whatever you want, I think.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Hey, listen, if Biden’s next three years are going to be grandpa at Thanksgiving, sign me up.” —Jimmy Fallon

“In other disappointing news for the former president, there is a new analysis of social media impressions by Axios, which found that the most talked about politician online was the Texas senator Ted Cruz, followed by congresswomen Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Rashida Tlaib. Trump was seventh on the list, behind Nancy Pelosi. Wow, good thing Trump doesn’t care about polls and publicity and ratings and stuff like that. He’s six spots behind Ted Cruz. He’s six spots behind a snowman made of mayonnaise.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry

 

A real Dooce-bag, if you will (Oops! Nip slip)

January 2022

“[imitating Biden] That’s right, Old Joey’s back. I’ve reached peak old man, givin’ zero malarkeys.” —Stephen Colbert

“Later that night, Biden did something I forgot presidents could do — he apologized.” —Stephen Colbert

“The media has described this moment as a ‘hot mic’, but I’m not sure how it’s a hot mic when he’s at a press conference in front of a bunch of reporters talking into the same microphone he’s been using the entire time. That’s like a celebrity walking the red carpet, poppin’ open their shirt and going, ‘Oops! Nip slip.’” —Stephen Colbert

“It’s never appropriate for the president of the United States to have a potty mouth, but it’s especially egregious to call Peter Doocy a son of a bitch. Doocy is the son of the Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy. So if anything, he’s a son of a Dooce. A real Dooce-bag, if you will.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Just kidding, this is capitalism in the USA (so there’s at least a 50-50 chance he knew it was there)

January 2022

“At the White House on Monday, President Biden referred to Peter Doocy, a Fox News reporter, as a ‘stupid son of a bitch’ in a hot-mic moment. You see? This is what happens when you have been on Zoom calls for two years — you forget that real life doesn’t have a mute button.” —Trevor Noah

“Biden dropped one off-handed diss on a reporter — he’s no legend. Attacking the press was Donald Trump’s whole thing. First of all, he wouldn’t mumble that into a hot mic — no, he would scream that [expletive] in your face, he would be like [imitating Trump] ‘Get that son of a bitch out of here. So rude. So rude. My crimes are my business.’” —Trevor Noah

“Now a lot of people are asking if Biden even knew that the microphone was on, but guys please, come on. He’s sitting there talking into a giant microphone, so there’s at least a 50-50 chance he knew it was there.” —Trevor Noah

“Biden dropped one off-handed diss on a reporter, he’s no legend. Attacking the press was Donald Trump’s thing. Shit, you can’t compare these two, it’s like comparing Steph Curry to a random guy who makes one half-court shot during halftime. Show some respect!” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/12/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and_10.html

#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry