it was soaked in pepper spray and Mountain Dew Code Red (“Not so fast,” said Porn hub)

October 2021

At a republican rally in Virginia attendees recited the Pledge of Allegiance to a flag that was allegedly used during the capital riots. You could tell the flag was from the riots because it was soaked in pepper spray and Mountain Dew Code Red. —Michael Che

Colin Kaepernick revealed that he has maintained his 5:00 a.m. training regimen in case he gets called back up to the NFL. But the Giants are still going to stick with their current quarterback, a scarecrow on a Roomba. —Michael Che

Experts say that by 2026, Disney Plus will surpass Netflix to become the top streaming platform in the world. “Not so fast,” said Porn hub. —Michael Che

A California ranch once owned by Ronald Reagan, is being threatened by a large wildfire. Crews are hoping to put out the blaze by pouring water onto a nearby hill and hoping it trickles down. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”