“Jonathan Karl’s new Trump tell-all, ‘Betrayal,’ details Trump’s bragging about the size of the crowd that stormed the capitol. Of course, he was. Is there anything this guy won’t brag about? It’s like bragging about the size of your tumor. It’s not good.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Size matters so much to him. It’s almost as if he’s insecure about something.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Someday he’ll be looking up from the bowels of hell, elbowing his buddy, Jeffrey Epstein, saying, ‘Can you even believe how many people are dancing on my grave right now?’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Southwest Airlines canceled over 2,000 flights this weekend, stranding thousands of travelers. That is rough – the only thing worse than having your Southwest flight cancelled is actually having to fly Southwest. Booking a cheap flight on Southwest is like eating a Cinnabon. It’s amazing at first, but you quickly realize that you’ve made a huge mistake.” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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