This week we found out that sometimes a guy in a hoodie actually can be dangerous. Internal documents show that Facebook knew its platform was used to spread hate and misinformation but they hid the evidence. Now the weird thing is that I went to school with Mark Zuckerberg and I was there when he created Facebook and I feel terrible. Sometimes I wish I had a time machine so I could go back to college and find Mark and say, ‘Hey man, can I be part of your company.’ —Colin Jost
Facebook is also denying a report that says using Instagram can cause users to develop a negative body image. Which explains their rivals new slogan, ‘TikTok, bring your fat ass over here.” —Colin Jost
Clint Eastwood was awarded $6 Million in a lawsuit against a company that illegally used his image to sell their cannabis products. Because nothing says relaxed and stress-free like Clint Eastwood’s face. —Colin Jost
Florida police discovered a meth lab on the fifteenth floor of a luxury condo building, which in Florida is something they list in the brochure. —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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