Lego has announced the release of its largest set ever, a 9,000 piece replica of the Titanic. Unfortunately hundreds of those pieces are just frozen Irishmen. —Colin Jost
Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell seen here watching a child fall into the gorilla enclosure, has agreed to a deal that temporarily raised the debt ceiling through early December. And at that point it will be almost Christmas and McConnell will be busy going around to Toys for Tots bins and gluing them shut. —Colin Jost
Yesterday President Biden issued a historic proclamation for Indigenous People’s Day. Biden made the announcement just moments after his staff talked him out of wearing the headdress. —Colin Jost
Indigenous People’s Day, by the way, will be observed simultaneously with Columbus Day. And this just in, Columbus Day has forced Indigenous People’s Day to move to a worse day. —Colin Jost
Bill Cosby said that he thinks R. Kelly got railroaded following the singers sex trafficking conviction. Cosby made the comments in the latest issue of Not Helping magazine. —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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