The infrastructure bill has been delayed indefinitely. So I guess we’ll cross that bridge when it collapses on top of us. —Colin Jost
Joe Biden also got his Covid booster shot at the White House live on camera and based on this photo, it either really hurt, or felt really good. —Colin Jost
Pfizer has also submitted data to the FDA to approve its Covid vaccine for kids under 11, which means they could be vaccinated by Halloween. Because what goes better with Halloween than needles. —Colin Jost
Some Catholics around the country are claiming religious exemption to the Covid vaccine. Because there’s nothing more Catholic than letting someone else die for your sins. —Colin Jost
Purdue University researchers have created the whitest paint on record. The paint is so white I’m its favorite part of SNL. —Colin Jost
A Colorado woman who posts on OnlyFans says that praying before sex with her husband allows her to experience a threesome with God. A threesome that doesn’t end until They Kingdom Comes. —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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