That's like going to Ireland to avoid getting drunk (you hear the attorney general breathing)

June 2013

"You know your phone is being tapped when you're having a conversation and you hear the attorney general breathing." –David Letterman

"Happy birthday to the president's daughter Sasha, who is 12 years old. For her birthday, her father gave her Justin Bieber's phone records." –David Letterman

"Pope Francis said it is a sin for people to waste food. He made that proclamation and then he made Chris Christie a saint." –Conan O'Brien

 "Edward Snowden went to China to avoid government persecution. That's like going to Ireland to avoid getting drunk." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”