Are you kidding me? What do I gotta do? (I'm not opening that)

July 2013

"Poor Anthony Wiener. His campaign has hit a snag. The first survey since his recent scandal found he is now in second place in the race for New York City mayor. He said it's a minor setback, while the guy in third said, 'Are you kidding me? What do I gotta do?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Weiner is in second place. He is no longer in the lead. And it gets worse when you hear the guy in first place is Carlos Danger." –Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama's got a big retreat coming up. He invited all his Cabinet members to Camp David. Unfortunately, Joe Biden couldn't make the retreat because he's in Asia. That's because Obama told him the retreat was in Asia." –Jimmy Fallon

"It's been a rough week for Anthony Weiner. His campaign manager in the race for mayor just quit because of Weiner's newest scandal. And it's tough finding a replacement because every time he emails someone, they're like, 'I'm not opening that.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"This new sexting scandal was too much, so his campaign manager called it quits. Weiner was like, 'What kind of person quits because of something like that?' Then voters said, 'Ideally? You.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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