don't worry, America, we still have Honey Boo Boo (They named the boy Festus)

July 2013

"Bookies say the odds are 11-2 that the royal baby will be named George, after his great-great-grandfather, King George VI. And the odds are 100-1 he'll be named George after the George Foreman Grill." –Conan O'Brien

"The royal baby was born today. But don't worry, America, we still have Honey Boo Boo." –Conan O'Brien

"Kate Middleton had her baby. The royal baby is eight pounds. Then again, you can't really put a price on a child." –Conan O'Brien

"Congratulations to Kate Middleton and Prince William. They're the proud parents of a brand-new baby boy. This really is big news — I mean, if the year was 1250 then it would be big news." –David Letterman 

"They named the boy Festus." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”