Trump demanded to see Carlos Danger's birth certificate (Dude, put some clothes on)

July 2013

"Anthony Weiner has been on the Internet having obscene chats, and he uses the name Carlos Danger. When Donald Trump heard about it, Trump demanded to see Carlos Danger's birth certificate." –David Letterman

"Another tough day for New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner. Or as we know him now, 'Carlos Danger.' I'm no prude, but I think texting obscene pictures crosses the line. Even Geraldo Rivera was like, 'Dude, put some clothes on.'" –Craig Ferguson

"I'm conflicted about Anthony Weiner. On one hand, after the pain he caused his family I think he should drop out of the race. On the other hand, his staying makes my job even easier." –Craig Ferguson

"President Obama gave a big speech yesterday on the economy. It was actually longer than his last State of the Union address – though it should be noted that he opened with 20 minutes of Anthony Weiner jokes." –Jimmy Fallon

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