I just hope they're able to get up for work tomorrow (Keep dreaming)

July 2013

"Joe Biden said this week that he still dreams of being president. To which Hillary said, 'Keep dreaming.'" –Jay Leno

"In a GQ interview, VP Joe Biden says he can die a happy man never having been president. You know what? So can we!" –Jay Leno

"I'm sure you all heard the news about the royal baby. William and Kate are the proud parents of a baby boy. Can you believe the media coverage? You'd think it was Kim Kardashian and Kanye West having a kid." –Jay Leno 

"They kept saying on the news, 'the royal couple welcomes a baby boy.' Well, I hope so. Do people sometimes give a kid the cold shoulder?" –Jay Leno

"I understand there's a lot of celebrating going on at Buckingham Palace right now. I just hope they're able to get up for work tomorrow." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”