If he wants closure he should start with his zipper (Finally, a politician who keeps his promises!)

July 2013

"Yes, even after the sexting scandal that ended Anthony Weiner’s congressional career. It turns out he learned nothing. Has this man never heard of SnapChat? Your dong shots disappear seconds after you send them…I have been told." –Stephen Colbert

"Before we begin the show, I want to ask everyone to turn off their cellphones. It has nothing to do with our program. We just want to protect you from Anthony Weiner. He may try to send you a text." –Jay Leno

"Anthony Weiner has been caught in yet another sexting scandal. At the beginning of this campaign he said that other texts and photos were likely to come out. Well, they have. Finally, a politician who keeps his promises!" –Jay Leno

"Anthony Weiner said yesterday that he wants closure. If he wants closure he should start with his zipper." –Jay Leno

"The Obama administration has admitted that under Obamacare, you might not be able to keep your doctor. At first the president guaranteed you'd be able to keep your doctor, and now they're saying you 'might' be able to. Today Obama changed his slogan from 'Yes we can' to 'Perhaps we could try. Can't promise anything.'" –Jay Leno

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