you know what they say: Men are from Malgobek, women are from Kadnikov (our psycho ex-girlfriend)

June 2013

"President Obama was visiting a middle school yesterday, and while he was there he said that every school in the U.S. should have high-speed Internet. Then it got awkward when one kid said, 'Why, so you can read our emails faster?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"As part of a senior prank, students at a high school in Washington spray-painted all over their school, but they actually misspelled the word 'senior' twice. That probably explains why they didn't get into 'collage.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Yesterday, Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife announced that they are getting a divorce after almost 30 years of marriage. When asked why, Putin said, 'We tried to make it work, but you know what they say: Men are from Malgobek, women are from Kadnikov.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Actually, Putin and his wife made their announcement after they attended the ballet. That's weird because most guys would want to break up with you before they had to go to a ballet." –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House is looking through our phone records, checking our computers, monitoring our emails. When did the government suddenly become our psycho ex-girlfriend? When did that happen?" –Jay Leno

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