"The White House held its 135th annual Easter Egg Roll. President Obama and Mrs. Obama were there. The theme was 'Be healthy, be active, be you.' They had a yoga garden, which sounds like a place you threaten kids with when they are bad. 'I will send you straight to the yoga garden, little mister.'" –Jimmy Kimmel
"President Obama is getting ready to unveil his new budget nine weeks after its original due date. Or as his dog Bo put it, 'Yeah, yeah. I ate the first draft. I know the drill.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"North Korea is now threatening the United States with all-out war. You can see they're stepping it up. In fact, they released 10 more photos of Kim Jong Un looking through binoculars." –Jay Leno
"According to the United Nations, more people have working cell phones than have working toilets. Hey, so do most Carnival cruise ships. That's not unusual." –Jay Leno
"Happy birthday to former Vice President Al Gore, 65 years old today. But sadly, he could not enjoy his party because he was so obsessed with how fast the ice cream was melting." –Jay Leno
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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