“Covid cases in the U.S. have dropped to the lowest level in almost a year. Pretty soon the only place you’ll see Dr. Fauci is popping out of a costume on ‘The Masked Singer.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“As of yesterday nearly 50 percent of all Americans have gotten at least one dose, and Covid deaths are as low as they’ve been since last summer. Yes, ‘Low Death Summer,’ my favorite Beach Boys album.” —Stephen Colbert
“Covid's at a low. It’s out, it’s getting drunk at lunch, wearing a bathrobe in public — that’s how low it’s gotten.” —James Corden
“Stores are slashing prices of hand sanitizer to get a glut of product off their shelves. Remember how hard it was to get? It was like gold. I actually bought the ingredients to make it at home. And then I was reading and I was like, forget it, this is too complicated. The demand for hand sanitizer was so huge that a lot of vodka producers switched their factories over to making the hand sanitizer, which turned out to be a bad move; we didn’t need more hand sanitizer, but we definitely needed more vodka.” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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