Obama is the guy that has been styling his hair for the last 20 years (It involves horses and bayonets)

October 2012

"Donald Trump announced that he will announce something big tomorrow, some very big news about President Obama. So it must be big news because it isn't like him to make a big deal out of something that isn't news." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Trump is promising an October surprise tomorrow. Typically that's a shocking news story that can change the outcome of an election. At this point I don't know what information Trump could have. Will he reveal that Obama is the guy that has been styling his hair for the last 20 years? That could be bad for Obama." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Last night's debate was held in Boca Raton, Florida. Romney actually has a three-point lead among Florida voters. Of course, he still faces a major obstacle — making sure those voters are still alive for the election." –Jimmy Fallon

"During last night's debate, moderator Bob Schieffer mistakenly referred to Osama bin Laden as 'Obama bin Laden.' Everyone at CBS news was really embarrassed, while Fox News was like, 'We'll take him!'" –Jimmy Fallon 

"As part of a new 'transparency series,' McDonald's is releasing videos that show how its food is made. It involves horses and bayonets." –Jimmy Fallon

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