Whoever wins the third debate, held tonight, will meet the Tigers in the World Series (or as Florida residents call that, 'a tween')

October 2012

"The final presidential debate was held tonight in Boca Raton, Florida, and was moderated by 75-year-old Bob Schieffer from CBS News. That’s right, 75 years old – or as Florida residents call that, 'a tween.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Donald Trump said he has a “very big” announcement about President Obama that could cost him the election. Yeah, he’s going to endorse him." –Jimmy Fallon

"Donald Trump has a big announcement regarding President Obama. Apparently he has evidence that Obama was born in 'Romnesia.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Pundits are saying Mitt Romney won the first debate, and the second debate probably was won by President Obama. Whoever wins the third debate, held tonight, will meet the Tigers in the World Series." –David Letterman

"Latest polls among registered voters show six percent are undecided. Pick one, come on! Those are the guys you see in the Baskin-Robbins asking for free samples." –David Letterman

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