this is funny coming from a guy who let Donald Trump use his testicles on the driving range (Could be a long one)

May 2021

Texas Republican Ted Cruz posted a tweet in which he referred to the U.S. military as ‘woke’ and ‘emasculated.’ Which I pointed out fairly, I thought, this is funny coming from a guy who let Donald Trump use his testicles on the driving range.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Google announced it will open its first brick-and-mortar retail store in New York this summer, although it will be weird to ask a salesperson a question and get 1.3 Million answers.” —Seth Meyers

“Well guys, today, the White House announced that President Biden will have his first one-on-one meeting with Vladimir Putin on June 16. Yeah, it’s a nice reminder that after a year in quarantine, you’re going to have to see some people you don’t like. I can’t wait to see how these two guys try to out-macho each other during the summit. It’s like, [imitating Biden] ‘I don’t need a bathroom break, do you?’ [imitating Putin] ‘No, in fact let’s take off our shirts and have a pec-flexing contest.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“They just hope it does not come down to a staring contest, because both of those guys have had a lot of Botox. Could be a long one.” —Seth Meyers

“According to the White House, Biden and Putin will discuss a full range of pressing issues from Ukraine to government hacking to whether or not they’ve guessed the killer on ‘Mare of Easttown.’” —James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”