At this point, I wouldn’t be shocked if it turned out he tried to claim a deduction for a bribe (Tinder bio)

May 2021

“Trump has arguably confessed to multiple crimes in public, incited a violent insurrection, been impeached twice, was an unindicted co-conspirator in a hush money case, paid just $750 in federal income taxes while he was president, and did everything possible to hide his taxes from public view. At this point, I wouldn’t be shocked if it turned out he tried to claim a deduction for a bribe.” —Seth Meyers

“Trump always manages to wriggle out of a jam. He’s like the David Blaine of crime. If he ever goes to trial, he’ll just regurgitate a frog that has ‘not guilty’ written on its back. If the feds come for him, he’ll hide out in a glass box over the Thames.” —Seth Meyers

“I mean, what else do we need? Trump to show up to a Fox interview with a shovel and a shirt that says, ‘I love burying bodies’?” —Seth Meyers

“In addition to being a potential crime, ‘unscrupulous asset evaluation’ sounds like something Trump would put under ‘interests’ on his Tinder bio.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”