“Bill and Melinda Gates yesterday announced that they have decided to part ways after 27 years of marriage. They got the 27-year itch, I guess.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Apparently, it was an accumulation of lots of little things, like how Bill would never empty the recycling.” —Seth Meyers
“You know Melinda Gates is thinking, ‘Finally I can use a MacBook!’” —Jimmy Fallon
“I think they both deserve their privacy, but if ABC wants to make Bill the next ‘Bachelor,’ I’m all in.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Remember what they say — when God closes a door, he opens a Windows 95.” —Jimmy Fallon
“But poor Bill Gates. He’s been sleeping in his jet. It’s very sad.” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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