August 2011
"After the earthquake on the East Coast, they found Mayor Bloomberg standing under his desk." –David Letterman
"The earthquake registered 5.8 on the Richter scale. I’ve had bigger heart attacks than that. On the bright side, I didn’t have to shake my morning martini." –David Letterman
"The earthquake registered 5.8 on the Richter scale. I’ve had bigger heart attacks than that. On the bright side, I didn’t have to shake my morning martini." –David Letterman
"They felt the earthquake at Martha’s Vineyard. It was so bad, President Obama nearly missed a putt." –David Letterman
"They traced the epicenter of the earthquake to New Jersey Governor Chis Christie’s aerobics class. No, to Kim Kardashian’s honeymoon suite. " –David Letterman
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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