July 2011
"Donald Trump has a new grandchild. Today, he demanded to see its birth certificate." –David Letterman
"Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka gave birth to a baby girl. The baby's name is 'Trump Granddaughter and Casino.'" –Conan O'Brien
"It was so hot in Washington that Congress had to install a fan on the debt ceiling." –Craig Ferguson
"It was so hot in Washington that Congress had to install a fan on the debt ceiling." –Craig Ferguson
"The United States' soccer team lost to Japan, which means we're now losing to Japan in math, science, and penalty kicks." –Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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