“President Trump’s Tulsa rally over the weekend was poorly attended, with only 6,200 people showing up despite the president’s insistence that one million people had RSVP’d which, it turns out, may have been part of a prank on behalf of TikTok users and K-pop fans. That is hilarious, getting foiled by a bunch of meddling kids. I mean, that means Trump is basically a Scooby-Doo villain now — but at least Scooby-Doo villains wear masks.” —Trevor Noah
“Aw, poor Trump. For somebody who was born into wealth and never suffered a single consequence for his actions, this dude just cannot catch a break. Because nothing is more humiliating than when you throw a party and most of the guests don’t show up.” —Trevor Noah
“And I’m proud of these teens. I mean, think about it: in 2020, TikTok went from being an app where you learn dances to ‘hey guys, this is how you abolish the police and take down the president’.” —Trevor Noah
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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