“You can tell the Trump campaign may be lowering expectations because the next rally is being held inside the birthday room at Dave & Buster’s.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Trump also talked about the other pressing national issue on everyone’s mind: that time he couldn’t walk down a ramp last week. Trump talked about ‘rampgate’ for a whopping 10 minutes and 23 seconds, which is almost as long as it took him to get down that ramp. That’s how low the bar is for Trump these days. He gets applause for sipping water. It reminds me of Eisenhower’s re-election slogan: ‘I like Ike because he can use the big boy potty.’” —Stephen Colbert
“He spent so much time on this story that now I’m more suspicious than I was. Like, before I thought yeah, maybe Trump has some trouble walking down ramps, but now I’m not even sure he has feet.” —Trevor Noah
“Trump looks like a guy coming home from a bar where all his buddies met girls except for him. He looks like a kid who got a million RSVPs to his birthday party and only had 6,200 show up.” —Jimmy Fallon
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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