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Thursday, June 25, 2020

Wow, imagine how dangerous that would’ve been if people had shown up (a really, really big fall)


“This indoor rally of thousands of screaming fans was a chance for a comeback for Trump and Covid-19. One of them’s gonna have a really, really big fall.” —Stephen Colbert

“Even after the rally was over, the bad news kept coming for the president, because it was revealed today that two of his staff members who attended the Trump rally on Saturday have tested positive for the coronavirus. Wow, imagine how dangerous that would’ve been if people had shown up.” —Stephen Colbert

“The Trump campaign was so confident of the rally’s attendance, that it even built an outdoor overflow stage with the anticipation of 40,000 fans. Only 25 people showed up before the venue was quickly scrapped. That’s not a presidential rally, that’s the private party room at the Olive Garden. Doesn’t say great things when there are fewer people in your crowd than have credibly accused you of sexual assault.” —Stephen Colbert

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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