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Monday, June 29, 2020

So what's the feel-good story of 2011? (China gave him an extension on his rent)


August 2011

"Happy birthday to President Obama, who turned 50 years old. Whether you like him or not, it's a tremendous success story. This guy was born in a hut in Kenya and grew up to be president of the United States." –David Letterman

"Obama got some lovely presents. China gave him an extension on his rent." –David Letterman  

"I was watching Fox News today. I lost a bet." –David Letterman

"A year ago the Chilean miners were rescued. The year before the feel-good story was the guy who landed the plane in the Hudson. So what's the feel-good story of 2011? Anthony Weiner." –David Letterman

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


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