June 2011
"Congressman Anthony Weiner has just checked himself into a treatment centre for people battling chronic sexual dysfunction. Checked in? He's already there, it's called Congress." –Jay Leno
"Congressman Anthony Weiner has announced that he's not resigning in the wake of the scandal. One thing we know about Weiner is that he knows how to stand firm." –Jay Leno
"The economy is so bad that bedbugs are now infesting sleeping bags and tents, because they can't afford to stay in hotels anymore." –Jay Leno
"The economy is so bad that bedbugs are now infesting sleeping bags and tents, because they can't afford to stay in hotels anymore." –Jay Leno
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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