Top Ten Final Words Of Osama bin Laden (or a 95 mile an hour fastball)

"The Bush administration is tightening immigration now. In order to cross the United States, you have to have legal documentation. If you want to get into the United States you have to have legal documentation or a 95 mile an hour fastball." --David Letterman

"The White House said that President Bush actually can speak Spanish, but not very well. In other words, about the same as English." --David Letterman

David Letterman's "Top Ten Final Words Of Osama bin Laden"

10. 'My horoscope says 'Big surprises are in store'' 

9. 'See, this is why I normally don't answer the door' 8. 'The one time I give my bodyguards a day off to go to the zoo . . . ' 

7. 'What on earth could be interrupting 'Celebrity Apprentice?'' 

6. 'I hear Brian Williams is on Dave to discuss my imminent demise' 

5. 'At least I'll be reunited with my dear departed friend Jack LaLanne' 

4. 'I'm not sure I want to live in a world where 'Fast Five' is the No. 1 movie' 

3. 'Any man with multiple wives welcomes death. Am I right, fellas?' 

2. 'I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in the head' 

1. ’Oh, crap!' 

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