Let's return to the tax policy of Radical Socialist Dwight Eisenhower (store-brand hemorrhoid cream)

“We are now officially tits-deep in the Trump impeachment trial. The only thing standing between us and justice is 53 Republican Senators and the reality that this entire process is doomed – let’s get hopeless!” —Samantha Bee

“At issue in the Senate trial on Wednesday was the admittance of new evidence. Republicans voted along party lines to reject the appearance of witnesses such as the former national security adviser John Bolton or Lev Parnas, a former associate of Rudy Giuliani in Ukraine. Which is a shame, because Parnas brought receipts to the table – huge receipts, like CVS-level receipts that are 30 feet long and come with a coupon for store-brand hemorrhoid cream.” —Samantha Bee

“Perhaps most damning is a note Parnas wrote on Ritz-Carlton stationery in which he explicitly stated his goal to get Zelensky to investigate Joe Biden. If that evidence were any more of a smoking gun, Don Jr. would be holding it over a dead elephant. —Samantha Bee

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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