which also happen to be his two favorite ways to meet women (Dr. Trump has made yet another profound linguistic discovery)

“Donald Trump is nothing if not a pioneer of the English language. You might
think he’s just making up words or doesn’t know how to read. But that is not
the case, you see. Trump doesn’t make errors; he makes discoveries —
he’s like a scholar. He spends all night scouring obscure 15th century
medieval texts looking for previously unknown words. [as Trump]
‘Eureka, I’ve found it! ‘Lawmakers.’’ And recently, Dr. Trump has made
yet another profound linguistic discovery.” --Seth Meyers

“‘Foistered.’ And it wasn’t just like a slip of the tongue because he did it again
on Tuesday in Lexington and Friday in Tupelo. He used the word ‘foistered’
three times in a week. It’s a combination of ‘foisted’ and ‘forced,’ which also
happen to be his two favorite ways to meet women.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“That’s right, ‘foistered.’ He sounds like Daffy Duck trying to say faster. [as Daffy Duck]
Foister! Foister! The Democrats are after us!’” --Seth Meyers

“Trump is surrounded — surrounded by so many sycophants that no one was willing to tell him ‘foistered’ is not a word, so he used it twice. Soon, his underlings are going to start using it, too. [as Trump underling] ‘This administration is moving foister and foister than any administration in history, but we’re being stonewalled by Democratic ‘lawmakers.’’” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”