“Gordon Sondland was talking about Rudy Giuliani like that weird kid your mum made you play with. He also said that he’d love to be a fly on his wall during the hearing. If there is a fly on Rudy’s wall, I imagine he’d eat it.” --Trevor Noah
“Trump is the only president to bring down the property value around the White House.” --Trevor Noah
On Gordon Sondland’s testimony. “Historically speaking, there is no defence more heroic than we were just following orders.” --Stephen Colbert
“Sondland also fingered Mike Pence as he told of a meeting where Pence nodded in agreement to a nefarious agreement. Now keep in mind, nodding is the biggest movement Mike Pence can make. If he moves his body any more than that, the devil will accuse him of dancing and Mother will not be pleased.” --Stephen Colbert
“Sondland also spoke of not wanting to work with Rudy Giuliani. Get in line. No one wants to work with Rudy Giuliani, he spits when he talks and smells like the inside of a belly button.” --Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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