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Sunday, November 17, 2019

or, as Samuel L. Jackson calls it, one year of work (at least their error screen was really cute)


“Well, it’s a good day to be inside because the new Disney streaming service launched today. Yep, Disney Plus is available and it features almost 500 movies. Five hundred movies or, as Samuel L. Jackson calls it, one year of work.” --Jimmy Fallon

“But Disney Plus is pretty amazing. It features all the movies from Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar. And just to compete with Netflix, it also features a thousand stand-up specials from Disney characters you’ve never heard of.” --Jimmy Fallon

“Disney Plus launched today and almost immediately crashed, which is too bad, but at least their error screen was really cute.” --Trevor Noah

“Now, a lot of people are disappointed that they couldn’t watch Disney Plus because, I mean, where else are they going to watch TV now?” --Trevor Noah

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


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