How does he misspell a word he’s seen on every birthday card since he was 5 years old? (You just might be a republican!)

“Donald Trump getting booed at the U.F.C. is like Mayor Pete getting booed at Gap Kids — it shouldn’t happen.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“And then Eric Trump lashed out at the media. He wrote: ‘What a joke. You are the most dishonest people. The audience was chanting “Donald Trump! Donald Trump!” followed by “USA! USA!” Dana White said it was the greatest entrance he has seen into a U.F.C. I can’t wait until we win again in 2020 to further embarrass’ — spelled wrong — ‘your profession. Hashtag fake news.’ Nothing — nothing sums up Eric Trump like misspelling the word ‘embarrassed.’ How does he misspell a word he’s seen on every birthday card since he was 5 years old?” --Jimmy Kimmel

“[imitating Eric Trump] I got your back, dad. ‘Look! Look! Those weren’t boos! Those were cheers. Just listen to this picture I took.” --Stephen Colbert

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