“He spent the last four years saying he’s going to build a wall nobody would be able to penetrate. The minute they cut through it he’s like, ‘Well, yeah, if you buy a saw.’” --Jimmy Kimmel
“Trump attended a U.F.C. fight at Madison Square Garden and he was greeted with a mix of cheers and some boos. Yup, half cheered, half booed. Trump was like, ‘Wow, this reminds me of my wedding day.’” --Jimmy Fallon
“Yeah, thanks to the end of daylight savings time, Americans picked up one more hour of sleep and one more hour to boo Trump at a sporting event.” --Jimmy Fallon
“This should be Trump’s crowd! Do you know how hard it is for an old white guy to get booed at a U.F.C. event? It’s the official sport of men who buy their groceries at the gas station.” --Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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