"Officer, thank God! There's a woman in my attic!" said the horse. (chicken fingers and cartoon time)

A Minnesota woman called authorities this weekend after discovering a horse in her basement. "Officer, thank God! There's a woman in my attic!" said the horse. --Seth Meyers

On Sunday someone inside the Trump administration for the second time leaked his private work schedule which, again, looked very light. According to the schedule, Trump spends the first five hours of every day on what they call executive time. They call it executive time because chicken fingers and cartoon time doesn’t sound great when you say it out loud. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”