Back in the 1990s, she mounted a campaign to stop masturbation (fighting the cave trolls of Mordor)

"Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell says she admires the female warriors from 'Lord of the Rings' but she's against women being in the military. So women can't fight the Taliban, but they can fight the cave trolls of Mordor." –Craig Ferguson

"In Delaware, Tea Party favorite Christine O'Donnell won in a big upset in the primaries. She has an interesting background. Back in the 1990s, she mounted a campaign to stop masturbation. It didn't work." –Jimmy Kimmel

"In Delaware, Christine O'Donnell won a huge upset in the primaries, but she has some problems. Karl Rove has accused her of lying. When the guy that told 300 million Americans there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq says you're lying, he knows what he's talking about." –Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”