all it takes to make you look like a criminal is light and eyeballs (the fifth-worst Jaden)

Parts of the Midwest saw temperatures lower than those in Antarctica today, due to Winter Storm Jaden. People are saying it's the worst winter storm in the last 100 years, but only the fifth-worst Jaden. --Seth Meyers

In an interview yesterday, former Trump adviser Roger Stone accused special counsel Robert Mueller of coordinating with CNN to produce "great footage to make him look like a criminal." Dude, all it takes to make you look like a criminal is light and eyeballs. --Seth Meyers

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